LMAO.
Actually had the best day EVER yesterday! Mr Richardson fell over and broke the chair!
If he'd fallen sideways he would have smashed through the window and slammed the car.
Guitars, chinese and shooting stars on the beach....as well as Coke; we didn't want to let our blood sugar levels get too low.
Mama Crabs and Dustin Hoffman: They just had sex, ate a pie and left!
Police: It's ok...all evidence reports that they actually ate a crumble, not a pie.
Mama Crabs and Dustin Hoffman: Well thank fuck for that!
If I write it on the wall will you learn? Shall I write it on my COCK??? How about I write it on your back? Will you learn? Will LUKE see it???
NOT WITH LUKE!!! NEVER WITH LUKE!!!!!
